There is a chance that Todd is coming down with something. His throat is quite sore and he is acting like a maniac.
I will attempt to transcribe our conversation.
T- What is the capital of Georgia?
J-Atlanta maybe? Although that doesn't sound right... What did you think it was?
T-Rhode Island.
J-No, more likely Atlanta.
T-What is the capital of Rhode Island?
J-Providence.
T-No. it is not.
J-What is it then?
T-Oh, you know that book that everyone is talking about these days.
J-Huh?
T-That book, you know, by Jane Hathaway.
J-Huh?
T-Or was it Charlotte Deville? or that Hawthorne fellow, they were friends...
J-Do you mean "Pride and Prejudice"?
T- Yes! That's it, Providence is the first in the series.
J-Pride and Prejudice was not a series. Except on TV.
T-It was so! By Anne Stevenson.
J-What are you talking about?!?
T- (very exasperated, but still humored by my incompetence)
The series about the young women who solves mysteries......
J- No. That is not what Pride and Prejudice is about. No. Do you mean Nancy Drew?
T- No, no... not Nancy Drew. There was a boy and a sheep dog. And they lived in a lighthouse. And there were all these secret compartments where they hid things.....
J-I don't think I know this series. Sounds interesting though....
T- Oh, I remember! The Babysitters club!
I did take his temperature and send him to bed. I will hope for the best.
1 comment:
I just read this for the first time and it is HILARIOUS!
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